The Master of Fish

I made it over to Limsa Lominsa for the first time in a long time. I had a good purse of fisherman marks that were burning a hole in my pocket so I set out to see what I could buy. Of course, fate had other plans. N'nmulika was excited to see me - apparently I was popular among pullers. She said I was invited to a meeting the guild was holding about the future of the guild and there had been some questions on whether or not I would attend. I headed toward Wawalago's office and was disturbed by what I found.

Several guild members were filing complaints against his somewhat scandalous behavior yet he talked them into heading to the open seas to start the biggest sale in Limsa Lominsa history. I can't believe he talked his way out of it and the meeting adjourned before I even got a word in. They were off to the sea to pull to their hearts' content with Wawalago in the lead like the pied piper of fishermen. I swear this place is a circus and Wawalago its ring-master.

I Could Do This All Night

I decided to join in on the fishing frenzy and set out to reel in as many hammerhead sharks as I could in a day's time. I hopped on the ferry to Thanalan and fished along the ferry docks until the next ferry came to take me back to Limsa Lominsa. I managed to catch 9 sharks and 2 black sole in the short time I spent on the docks. It probably wasn't record setting, but I needed to meet the deadline and wasn't willing to surf the aether using my anima for a silly guild competition.

I made it back in time, but was only allowed to receive money for a single shark. The sale ended almost as quickly as it had begun - but then some pullers were granted an extension, and by "some pullers" I mean the miqo'te named Daca. I'd have a word with the netmaster about this. Apparently there was a small queue forming at his office; I ran into Sisipu and Maisie. He would grant none of us an extension. He wouldn't even open the door and show his face. Of course, me dancing in my underpants to amuse him had to come up, but he would not be moved. He told us to use our brains to figure out why but I decided I'd use the Echo instead. He mentioned Sisipu of all people should understand so I decided to see into her past.

Sisipu & Maisie

I found myself on a ship during rougher seas than I've ever known. Chaos surrounded me, but Sisipu alone remained calm. Someone fell overboard and a roegadyn was about to throw himself into the seas in order to rescue, but Sisipu commanded him to undress lest his armor weigh him down and he drown as well.

The Echo took hold and I was suddenly in a different past. We were standing on a balcony on the upper levels of the city overlooking Limsa Lominsa in the moonlight - a beautiful vista. Wawalago was on his knees before an enchanting lalafell woman named Dedela. She was breaking up with him and he appeared heartbroken. It was then that he decided to create a dance known as the Rapturous Ronde in order to keep in shape and impress his lost love Dedela. I noticed Sisipu was also eavesdropping - which explains how the Echo brought me here via her memories.

Once again I stood before the netmaster's office and although I think I understood why he felt "less was more" (so to speak) and his desire to dance - I decided to turn the Echo on Maisie to see what was in her heart. We stood on the docks overlooking the Barrel which was bustling with activity - people of all profession gathered around to ... wait what? I was standing there on the barrel in those ridiculous white panties he made me wear DANCING in front of all these people! Maisie heard them talk about how fun the guild looked and such, but honestly, old man - aren't there better ways to attract customers and guild members?

I can see the logic in it - but oh the humiliation!

Well, in the end, I didn't get an extension and I did see the reason for my humiliation a few weeks ago. I was allowed to purchase one of the guilds guarded secrets aptly called "Master of Fish."

Call me Shai Hulud, Master of Fish.

Dance Recital at the Barrel

I made my way back out to the Barrel where Wawalago instructed me to dance in my subligar. He then had the nerve to laugh at me. I felt very humiliated but seeing how discouraged I was he instructed me to fish up one of the Barrel's fish and see for myself that he wasn't as crazy as he seemed.

It's Chilly Out Here

I caught a tiger cod and inspected it. It was as he had said - not an onze of fat. It was one lean fish.

Wawalago left me alone with my thoughts and my humility - he walked off with a huge smile on his face. Am I not the butt of some cruel joke? I suppose the muscle tone of the fish speaks for itself.


I returned to Sisipu (embarrassed that she should see me) and when I told her what transpired she dashed off after the mischievous mustached lalafell. Apparently this is some elaborate practical joke - though when I look back on it, it is quite funny. I chased after Sisipu who was pounding on the door to the back of the guild - I assume it's Wawalago's office or something.

Don't Look at Me!

I decided I would use the Echo on Sisipu to delve some truth on the matter - though a joke is a joke she seemed very upset on my behalf. What I saw startled me - apparently I've grown quite famous and popular at the guild. Sisipu and N'nmulika speak so highly of me. It appears the guildmaster is a touch jealous - or simply testing me. I don't know what to say. I'm somewhat flattered.

N'nmulika did not hold back in payment with both gil and marks.

(Crazy) Old Man & the Sea

I've spent most of my days fishing. Due to changes made to the markets that the guilds forced upon all three cities, prices have been dropping and sales have been slower. I spend most of my time relaxing in the depths of Cassiopeia Hollow where I catch assorted newt and crayfish. I decided that today I would stop by the guild to check if Sisipu wanted to go fishing. I had enough crab ball bait for both of us to enjoy her favorite spot (despite discovering "the Echo" there, which still shakes me up a bit).

As I walked in I was swept up by N'nmulika, though. She had big news for me - a promising venture! Fortunately (for me) it did involve Sisipu so I gladly accepted the offer. She asked me to assist her in feeding the pools of the fishery which didn't seem like to big of a challenge. It wasn't my idea of a relaxing fishing trip with an old friend, but I didn't mind putting in a little work at the guild once in a while.

Long Time, No See, Sisipu

I met up with Rerenasu outside the guild. He took me out on his little craft and over to the Barrel - the fishery where they raise fish for the guild needs. Once I fed all the fish a crazy old lalafell told me feeding the fish wasn't enough and that it would only make them fat. He told me ... I needed to make the fish dance. Though he didn't introduce himself, I assumed he was the guildmaster (crazy as that sounds). I set about dancing with fish. At least its safer than dancing with wolves.

Dances with Fish

After I had finished an elaborate and embarrassing dance - the old man told me to head to Ul'dah where I'd need to upgrade my outfit. He wants me to get something the fish would appreciate more. He handed me a letter (which was from Wawalago - the guildmaster. I knew it!) and I set back to the docks of Linsa Lominsa. The image of dancing with fish forever burned into my memory. Could this really be the secret to Fisherman's Bottom success? I surely hope not.

I stood at the docks a long time wondering if I should head over to Ul'dah. I had business there later in the day with Moogle Knights. It was a difficult decision, but I decided to head to Ul'dah early. I needed to talk with Bonchacha and Kalokoko about business, anyway. I gathered Anima about me and shot myself through the Aether to Ul'dah. Since the business is on hold, there's no need to follow the old trade routes.

"Looks good from here, hun."

  Words cannot express how I feel about wearing the old man's crazy idea of fish appealing clothing... Nimla seemed to like it from her point of view, though. I was embarrassed to return to Fisherman's "Bottom" as I was sure to be the laughing stock of the guild. I feel I have been hazed by the guildmaster himself.

I changed into something warmer and headed to speak with my employees. Wawalago's perversions would have to wait. I had some real business to attend to...

Pixie Remora

I dropped by Fisherman's Bottom to see if I could find Sisipu to tell her that her passion had worn off on me. I asked at the front desk and was promptly told I don't have the true heart of the fisherman yet. A challenge was put forth and I accepted as I was registered in the logs of the fisherman's guild. Although no one knew where Sisipu was at the moment, I was sent off to find Maisie who was in the guild hall somewhere.

Nice Hat, Maisie

Maisie explained to me that in order to trap and defeat Sahagin the pirates and Barracuda Knights needed to bait them and in order to bait them they needed to send out pullers to bring in bait. She gave me the tools required and sent me out on my way to bring back bait for the guild to use to fight Sahagin. I keep hearing about these nasty beasts, but I've yet to see one. Perhaps if I fish up their bait I'll get to encounter one or two. Then again, hopefully not.

I set off on my quest to track down pixie remora - beloved by Sahagin everywhere. It took me a good part of the day to track down a pack full of remora, but I scoured the cliffs from Skull Valley out to Bloodshore and managed to come up with a decent sized haul.

I returned to Maisie who told me being a part of the guild meant fishing for a greater purpose - more than food, gelt or sport. I don't know what "gelt" is but I know what she means. I thought I saw something out of the corner of my eye as I was leaving the guild - a lalafell perhaps - but only for an instant and then it was gone. Perhaps it was the Echo reacting to someone or something?

I left a message for Sisipu and headed out to put together a bamboo fishing rod. My pine rod has gotten all worn out and nearly unusable.